Chris & Ray dancing lol. Brothers joking around!
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“You Must Be Joking” @youmustbjoking #YMBJ
“You Must Be Joking” Written and Directed by JAKE WILSON Cinematography by ANDREW KEENAN-BOLGER Music by WILL VAN DYKE Starring DANI SPIELER VANESSA RAY MARL…
just heard this joke? man goes to vet and askes if anything can be done for his dog which has cross eyes.the vet picks up the dog and checks him carefully.”i will have to put him down “he says after the examination.”what “says his owner “just because of his squint?””no “replies the vet “hes getting heavy”.
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ray Charles got a cheese grater for Christmas.he said its the most violent book he has every read.
are you sure that was a joke? I just peed meeeeself and if yall were hur it hhwood have bin yo face ;-P mmmmm
Not bad.I got trown out of B&Q last week. I was in the garden section when a man said to me do you want decking? so I got the first punch in!
hahahaha that is funny, i was reading it and said arhhh poor thing then read the end and cracked up. its the way you tell em! lol
Sort of but you don’t need the whole eye thing in there just say the vet examined him and had to put him down
An islamic joke? there was a muslim man who kept a pet parrot and he loved this bird alot. this family also had a drake(female duck) in their backyard and when let out of his cage the parrot had a habit of trying to mate the drake and the muslim man’s wife hated this, and kept telling the husband that since the kids can see it that he should get rid of this dirty parrot. so the man warned the parrot saying that if he ever mates the drake again that he would shave its head and lock him up in the cage for ever. but the parrot did it again and the man shaved its head and locked it up in the cage.one day a muslim friend with a bald head came to visit this family and the parrot screamed’allahu akbar here comes another muslim duck f****r’did you enjoy my joke?
not really, pretty shit really, heres mine, what do bulldozers and gorillas have in common,.they both fruck up trees.
Who says the Muslims aren’t funny? Here are some jokes from that ka-RAY-zee Muslim standup comic. ladies and gentlemen please give it up for. Goffaq Yussef!Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be having a good time. You, sir, in the front row. Is that a scud missile under your toga or are you just happy to see me?On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said “occupied.”What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it.Did you hear about the Broadway play, “ThePalestinians”? ————————- It bombed!What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!How come it’s so hard to circumcise a Muslim? Because there’s no end to those pr*cks!Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because it’s just a stone’s throw from Israel!Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!What has 24 legs and 48 teeth? Twelve Muslim women!A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian people!Who won the Muslim beauty contest? No one!Two Israelis are in an elevator when the doors open and a Palestinian gets on. After the doors close, the Palestinian lets out a huge, noisy fart. The doors open again and the Palestinian gets off. One Jew looks at the other, wipes his brow and says, “Thank God! Must have been a dud!”A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. “Honest, I’m not a suicide bomber,” he said. “I didn’t say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I’m dying to get laid!”What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? “Live ammunition.”A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, “After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?”Thank you very much, gentlemen.
That was really stupid.not to mention rude!! By the way.a drake is a male duck!! So the birds must’ve been gay!! But that was not a nice joke!!
Ray Romano Joke? what’s the joke mean where ray romano pulls out his keys and jiggles them?
Oh, I can’t remember right now. It was when he appeared on Saturday Night Live. There’s a clip of it on the DVD of the First Season of Everybody Loves Raymond.
GOMEZ .joke of Sugar Rays boys he keeps pushing? Is a overrated over hyped slug who has NOT beat anyone .Dont even say Gatti ..he was 3 fights past retiring when Goober Gomez fought him. I hope Sugar Ray chokes on this fight .This is what happens when Ray builds up a fighter who stinks. Ray is a bigger moron then Oscar !Now where is the guy who called me names and said Gomez would win ?my point .they are a joke and should be fighting in carnivals and on undercards .
This was so easy to call, 5th round ko, I couldnt beleive anybody even thought this was a real fight. Gomez was as handpicked an opponant they could find.
though i really enjoyed wathcing the first season of the contender.those dudes in boxing terms were just tomato cans who got national exposure.
of course hes a joke .So is Sugar Gay Leonard is a joke. He puts crap on TV and puts it in the ring too. Ya think Stallone was or is happy ?
does anyone know any HILARIOUS jokes? i need a laugh please, submit ur best ones!
Big Gay Ray went to his doctors to get his examination results. The doctor says”I’m sorry Ray,but you have AIDS”. Ray is devastated,and asks the doc what to do. The doc says “Eat 1 sausage,2cabbages,20 jalapeno peppers,40 walnuts,4 bags of pea nuts,1 box of all bran,and swill it down with 1 gallon of prune juice”.Big Gay Ray says “Will that cure me?” The doc says “No,but you will get a better understanding of what your rectum is for”
Rolls RoyceA blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies.”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?” Finally, a smart blond
What do you use to kill a pink elephant?A pink elephant gun.What do u use, to kill a blue elephant?Choke it till it turns pink, then use the pink elephant gun.
Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman’s apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: “I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening.” So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: “Did you hear something?” “No!” said the Invisible Man, “But my ass hurts like hell!”
blond goes to doctor and says she hurts all over,doctor says can you sho me where abouts it hurts.The blond then touches her knee and screams in pain,and where else says the doctorso she touches her head and lets out another scream,oh said the doctor anywhere elseto wich she says yes I told you everywhere,doctor says show me one more place thenand she touchesherthigh and screams again.Got it says the doctor.youve got a broken finger.